Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone who has dip packed into their lip.

I was gettin' freaky with my girl last night and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by GhettoIceCream October 15, 2020

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 4, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.

- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.

- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?

by PleasantPheasant October 15, 2020

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007

Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob will she has a mouth full of dip

Damn she finally agreed to give me a sloppy Dallas

by Diiiego October 15, 2020

Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025

Sloppy-Huligan

Someone who poops in a cup, then feeds it to their dog.

I just gave my dog a sloppy-huligan in my backyard.

by SamAmandaJuliaCT May 6, 2011