Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Shoes

Dog food

Dogs eat shoes

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023

Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

Shoe

Condom for your foot

Mom where’s my shoe I need protection on my feet

by Ddog64 May 5, 2018

Shoe

A foot cover

I like the shoe

by anonymous January 1, 2024

weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015