Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum

by Chasadia April 19, 2019

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

Sofia P

Loves softball. Is a turd. Likes to attack her sister. Tries to be vsco. Spits on lunch table.

That Sofia P keeps spitting on the dang table and hitting her sister!

by anonymouslittleoldme September 8, 2019

Sofia

When you see this girl you will fall for her immediately, Sofia is very talented she can sing, dance and she is a writer. Her round eyes will melt you, she is cute lovely and beautiful inside out,, and sheee is veryyy smart,,, BEAUTY with BRAINS❤️ She is the type of girl you would love for years.... even girls would fall for her... She is so cutee, she is the type of girl that guys and Bisexuals would date.. Fall for her you will have a hard time forgetting her

Sofiaaaa I love you <3

by lolSss09 September 11, 2019

Soficit

Crippling feeling of emptiness and loneliness caused by a lack of Sofia in your life.

I have not been with Sofia for a long time. I miss her. I think I might have Soficit.

by Michajlo September 14, 2019

Sofia Vega

a gay nigga that really be thinking she’s quirky cuz she goes to lourdes. she’s an annoying stick up hoe that literally no one likes, but she kinda cute tho and could steal your man.

Guy 1: Is that Sofia Vega?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s fucking clingy as shit.

Guy 1: Can’t keep no mans.

by LanaDelRat September 25, 2019