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over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.
Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.
over the pants 540 by Aaron540 October 3, 2013
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no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.
Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

Fancy Pants 

Someone who needs expensive pants to compensate for their lack of masculinity.
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants”
Chinaman: “You weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!”
The Hat: “I just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.”
Chinaman: “you no funny”
Fancy Pants by Nothanksnicegirl August 13, 2019

Flash in the pants 

A momentary increase level of excitement between your legs
OMG, did you see him/her...what a flash in the pants....
Flash in the pants by SOB13 September 25, 2009

LOL In My Pants 

Very similar to Jizz in My Pants , but of the lolling kind. When something is explosively funny, you LOL In Your Pants.
Oh my goodness, I'm watching SNL right now. Andy Samberg is HILARIOUS, he makes me LOL in my pants.
LOL In My Pants by Rachel Mitchell January 20, 2010

tit pants 

a bra
Mona's tit pants are too tight.
tit pants by necrothorn September 27, 2003

crack pants 

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.
Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.
crack pants by Ali May 26, 2004