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The visual and physical treats you get in preparation for Halloween, usually when the opposite sex models their costume.
Man, I had some amazing Hallowporn last night when Catherine showed me her nurse costume.
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Damn, she put on her boots from that costume last night...sweet Hallowporn!!!
by sob13 October 30, 2009

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spending time in bed doing things to excess
Man, I can barely walk this morning after last nights bedauchery!
by SOB13 September 22, 2009

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A momentary increase level of excitement between your legs
OMG, did you see him/her...what a flash in the pants....
by SOB13 September 25, 2009

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when you look around the room in the morning and you see clothes, pictures, shoes, belts, etc. strewn all around and it looks like a tornado set down.
Jesus, you should have seen the room this morning...looked like a sexnado in there.
by sob13 October 30, 2009

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