Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

Noobstomp 

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.

Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.

Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018

noobchopped 

RPG (Role Playing Game) term used when a high level character kills a low level character with one hit in PVP (Player vs. Player).

Man, can you believe that dude ran into the arena like a hardass, he got noobchopped!

noobchopped by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

Noobanese 

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobhouse 

A team of noobs; A noob clan; A noob who owns a server;A server full of noobs

Bong: My server pwns!
Fred: No this sever is a noobhouse

noobhouse by Andrew Parksly August 3, 2005

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop

Da fuck is up with this noobtubery

noobtubery by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009