jamaican nose-job

Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.

after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.

by Triston Pruitt January 16, 2009

Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011

squidwards nose

A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.

Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose

by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017

nose goes

sayiung that you dont have to do something by touching your nose and saying "nose goes"

-will u please clean ur throw up off my floor
-nose goes
-aww man now i have to do it

by Erica December 30, 2004

nose candy

white boogies

by nose October 20, 2003

nose pull

A very painfullsport in china or japan. it is used as our type of olympics. it is when you put a rubberband on your nose and pull 'till the other one gives up.

The two women faces are crushed becuase they are in the nose pull.

by Katie Lanouette April 27, 2005

noseface

Noun. A person whose entire head is actually a nose. As in, their chin is made of nostrils.

Commonly used as an insult to people who look like they have a noseface, but is also a genuine medical symptom. The correct term for this disease is 'nosefaceism'.

1. Your mum's such a noseface, she gave birth to you through the nosewomb on her face.

2. Gary Barlow suffers from chronic nosefaceism.

by Rory the Noseface March 14, 2008