noseface

Noun. A person whose entire head is actually a nose. As in, their chin is made of nostrils.

Commonly used as an insult to people who look like they have a noseface, but is also a genuine medical symptom. The correct term for this disease is 'nosefaceism'.

1. Your mum's such a noseface, she gave birth to you through the nosewomb on her face.

2. Gary Barlow suffers from chronic nosefaceism.

by Rory the Noseface March 14, 2008