clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.

Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.

by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011

wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.

Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.

by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019

hand censor

When someone is caught naked and covers their breasts/pussy/dick with their hands.

Person 1: Barges into room without knocking (probably on purpose)
Person 2: Squeals and hand censors their genitals

by freddymcbob September 23, 2016

spook hand

The Spook Hand

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A hand that is very spooky.

Father: Wow son, look at your brother Jimmy's Spook Hand!
Son: Wow dad, that's a spooky hand!

by durdew August 10, 2017

boss hand

a majestic hand movement to show off ones sexy facial expressions made by a dabbing unicorn

there goes the lets get weird family doing the boss hand again

by taquitojoker May 29, 2019

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012