Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza

part of a secret organisation called the booza gang,loves roblox , short, mr omar fan, dexter morgan from ohio, flash fan, tvd fan, in love with yoosef gf mariam , fast in water

this guy is eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza he has to be fast in water
sa7bi ya sa7bi
booza

by booza gang November 4, 2025

eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza

part of a secret organisation called the booza gang,loves roblox , short, mr omar fan, dexter morgan from ohio, flash fan, tvd fan, in love with yoosef gf mariam , fast in water

this guy is so eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza he must be shabnore

by booza gang November 4, 2025

Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.

"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Wisconsin Mohawk

when the man inserts his Mohawk spike into a women's vagina and screams, "Who the biggest bird"

Last night I was Wisconsin mohawking this bitch I met on the street

by DOCKN November 20, 2025

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018