Mike hawk 

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

Mike hawk by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Mike 

Fat shit

Hes a mike

Mike by DenzelDenny April 16, 2017

Mike 

A stubborn, and the type of guy that would stick with you through thick and thin. He would make a great best friend and boyfriend, He is a sensitive person from time to time, A great person to talk to and hang out with when you're bored. He can probably make you laugh and cheer you up when you're sad and would do anything for his friends to be happy. He's Kind, Stubborn, Funny, Great friend is what I would call him.

Me: Thank me later.
Mike:Why did you even post this ;-;

Mike by Pinkiy_Pii January 9, 2019

mikeal 

someone that loves ur mom <3

Look at mikeal, ur mom really likes her.

Wow mikeal really knows how to through it back.

mikeal by iloveurmom56 October 18, 2019

Hang Mike Pence

An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.

The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.

Hang Mike Pence by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

one-eyed Mike 

A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.

"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."

one-eyed Mike by Southern Fat Man December 10, 2013

Mikael 

has the middle child syndrome gone so extreme it's not great, a bit of a bully, popular, not great at communicating.

kind of needs to grow up

He was such a Mikael when he punched his little brother

Mikael by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019