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Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.
"Matt is so annoying"
by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022
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Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.
Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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matt hurley

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley
by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017
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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023
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matt bradley

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020
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matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right
sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality
by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017
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Matt

A character from eddsworld who really loves himself and has the intelligence of a kitchen shelf and wears a green overcoat and purple hoodie
Person1: do you watch eddsworld?
Person2: yeah my favorite character is matt
Person1: me too! Matt is stupidly funny, lol
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021
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