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Meat Magician 

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
Meat Magician by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
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Magical Flying Llamacorn 

A llama with extremely powerful powers, it comes form the land of terraberthia. They are the rulers of terraberthia and can bend time and space.
Chase, did you just see that Magical Flying Llamacorn fly away!

magical fruit tree 

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.
i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great
MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
MAGACUCK by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020
A really kind and caring person
an amazing and skilled programmer and overall a very kind person
he really loves cats
"Hey I can't believe Mačić programed this app"
"how come, its amazing!"
Mačić by I like sakura trees January 15, 2022

the real magilla 

Used similarly to "the real McCoy". Means it's genuine, an original, a true type, "The One&Only".
Possibly referring to an old cartoon character named Magilla Gorilla of Hanna-Barbera fame.
"I'm telling you, that's the real magilla of the Millennium Falcon from the movies!"
the real magilla by GeiStorm September 10, 2013

Magical Thinking 

The belief that one exerts more influence over events than one actually has. I.e, being superstitious, or OCD with a positive goal in mind. It is the belief that we can control everything around us with our minds through activity, thought, and sometimes habit.

Everyone, in some ways, has magically thought before. It's a popular activity we have used a lot in our youth. The saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" is Magical Thinking. The hope that a stop light will turn green when you drive up to it, is magical thinking. These, of course, are small examples, compared to the grand mind controlling changes magical thinking can actually some up to.

My friend is the type of person who will cross the street at a crosswalk, keeping her eyes on the WALK light. She thinks, if i make it to the other side before it starts flashing DONT WALK, I'll have a good day. Conversely, she believes that if the light changes while she's still crossing, something, "vague but definitely bad" may occur. This is the type of magical thinking that is dependent on what's happening around us. Keep in mind, sometimes it can turn into extremes, like masochism, or martyrs syndrome, because there relies the hope that something eventually rewarding will happen. But this only happens to the less fortunate who can't control their mind well enough. Some are better than others. The more positive coincidences, the more powerful of a magical thinker you are.
Hey look at steve over there, his life is going wonderfully, he must be a good at magical thinking!
Magical Thinking by EvieJay March 27, 2013