The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024

Julie

A person who is in your mom’s bed every night while you’re sleeping

“Julie is having sex with your mom Louis”

by just irony November 21, 2021

July 18th

National bully retarded friend day

Hey Colby its July 18th fuck you

by Konikl March 13, 2021

July

July. in my eyes the definition of perfection, love, warm heartedness, and everything amazing.

Who’s that?
That’s July<3

by anonymous September 12, 2022