Jacob Mathew Knox

A ugly no life fat hairy cunt faced gentle bad lover who hates him self and has no respect for anyone or even him self he is also a fat shy wombat he also loves to rage at his vagina and loves anal and he is in Simons pants

Hey Jacob

Hey Simon

Your a fat hairy shy wombat

:'(

Jacob Mathew Knox

by I'm am nobody November 17, 2012

Jacob Howard

Handsome, incredibly smart, funny, a little weird, and a great lover. He knows exactly what to say, and a very good listener. You will want to be in a very long relationship with him, as soon as you meet him. He's also a great singer.

OMG I just talked to Jacob Howard!!!!

by Rd4d23 June 28, 2016

Jacob is mega thicc

jacob is megggga thiccness like thiccer than the moon

Everyone: Jacob is mega thicc cause he is big boi

by bigbeater November 12, 2018

jacob.767

A super cool person who makes god tier content

“hey have you seen jacob.767 on tiktok?”
“yeah he’s the goat”

by don’t mind me July 16, 2021

Jacob Black

The annoying and pointless character (after New Moon ended) that couldn't grasp the fact that Bella Swan, is not, in fact, in love with him- but Edward Cullen.

He ends up totally butchering the series in finality, when he 'imprints' on a newborn baby, thus earning his title as pedophile.

Hey that guys creepy- he's stalking that kid.

Me: Yeah, that would be a Jacob Black.

by ddajk May 15, 2009

Jacob sartorius

Jacob sartorius got famous of Vine , Musical.ly and his singing
Loves each of his fans.He is talented and good singer.Also loves chocolate milk.
He is loved by many girls and hated by many boys because he says to girl that none of boys says to girl.He makes girls feel special.

Jacob sartorius is the best

by HiplikeDaniela02 June 21, 2017

Jacob Ottaway

Jacob Ottaway
Emo/ Chav/ Scene.
Idiot
Ignorant
Self-Centered
Hilarious

Good taste in a music
A bit of a prick
Senseless

Jacob Ottaway

by Jamesnessism October 21, 2011