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jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
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Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."
"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!
by nicatnite February 20, 2011
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McQuaid Jesuit High School

An all boys insitution in Brighton, New York. It is commonly known to be a "gay" school where all of the students have regular butt sex and circle jerks but that is a common misconseption. McQuaid is a great school where academics and athletics are key for success. McQ prepares you for college and beyond unlike the trashy cross town rival school formally known as the Aquinas Institute, but informally known as the Dewey Ave Dumpster.
by liveguire November 21, 2006
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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?
by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008
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Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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Jesi

Word coined by Riki Skutt

Jesi - "Jesuses"; a word used to refer to multiple entities of Jesus or those who possess incredible skills, thus resembling Jesus-like powers
The task was too difficult for even Jesi to accomplish.
by 123451234512345654321 October 1, 2011
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Jesus Stans

Wow look at that group of worshippers, they are real Jesus Stans
by ynsmedia December 23, 2018
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