January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022

January 7th

January 7th, The day we celebrate to show our love to Tasuki! The Living Piano himself! What a legend. Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson celebrates this holiday!

OH! OH ME, OH MY IT'S NATIONAL TASUKI APPRECIATION DAY!!! January 7th!!

by Zorkith (Bryce) January 6, 2023

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

january 17

n word day everyone can say the n word

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-

by boboballs October 11, 2021

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

January 1st

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019