January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off

Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick

by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 6th

People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.

Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.

by January 6th January 5, 2022

January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

January 20th

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

by anonymous October 27, 2021