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Unholy Trinity of Philippine Internet

The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...
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