Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
by Poshing May 08, 2019
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human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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Country human community

Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely
Country human community live in basements.
by Reekidhalo September 24, 2023
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 09, 2023
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 06, 2013
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Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.
My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.
by Abe505 February 16, 2020
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