A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
Get the Human Sock mug.Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
Get the Humans mug.i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.
I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering
by cybayob February 4, 2004
Get the human factors engineering mug.by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021
Get the scum of humanity mug.
by MillieJayne July 31, 2022
Get the Human mug.