watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

keith harris jr

a cute kid with a big ass penis also he likes putting it in girls

keith harris jr is a cute kid with a big dick

by 123hjsks October 5, 2017

Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

frat boy harry

reminds me of duplicity and it's the hottest harry styles era

frat boy harry is so hot

by amanda aka harry gf November 8, 2021

Harry Potter sucks

False, Twilight does.

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*

by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010

harry rodgers

a person who drinks loads of mountain dew andis the best ever at halo and halo 2

harry rodgers the straight guy

by 1985 chrysler lebaron March 30, 2005

Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!

That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.

by Dick Bigknife August 4, 2007