Ryan Hannah Blair is a star to be born. She overcomes any and all obstacles. She is kind, funny, gorgeous, and is most loyal to those she cares about. Ryan Hannah Blair is a sexy goddess and has the brightest smile. She promotes positive vibes throughout the atmosphere and lifts everyone’s spirits. She is often known as being the “girl next door”. Many people find her extremely attractive and love to get the chance to know her.

Person: omg do you know ryan hannah blair?

Another perosn: DUHHH, it’s thee ryan hannah blair

ryan hannah blair by RHB27 November 20, 2023

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Scratty Hannah

A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.

Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”

Scratty Hannah by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024

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