Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
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Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.
Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.
by CooniestGoog February 03, 2020
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Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.
Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.
by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021
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Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.
After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.
by Grbel08 August 27, 2010
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hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands
After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .
by All in March 31, 2016
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shot-handed

A person who cann't face a problem, who isn't prepared for the challenge.
I'm shot-handed, Mr. Walter. What am I to do?
by Leo22 November 26, 2013
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Blackface Hand

The act of painting Black on the "face" of a hand to mimic a person of African American origin(s).

This "act" is a form of Art..... and is covered under the Freedom of Speech premise....inalienable rights clause.... which means no authority figure or person(s) is allowed to prohibit it. Merica.....
#AlexisMason was the first person to ever use "Blackface Hand" on the Internet in September of 2022.
by #AlexisMason September 06, 2022
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