Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!
John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?
*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*
John: what the fuck are you doing mate?
Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?
*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*
John: what the fuck are you doing mate?
Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
by HartleyJ August 3, 2009
Get the Hole Hockmug. by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019
Get the Yellow holemug. A college dining hall that has sub-par food and coffee machines that are empty at inconvenient times. The students working there are kind of nice, but they look really frustrated whenever you sit at a table they just wiped down. It's usually everyone's second choice when choosing where to eat, but sometimes, you just end up there.
I was late for class so I ended up eating at the Knoll Hole again.
Don't eat here, it's the school's Knoll Hole
Yeah, I couldn't get a job at the library so I'm working at the Knoll Hole.
Don't eat here, it's the school's Knoll Hole
Yeah, I couldn't get a job at the library so I'm working at the Knoll Hole.
by dodex1k October 6, 2011
Get the Knoll Holemug. My husband wants to have sex with me and I was exhausted so I gave him permission to “fuck my dead-hole”
by Wittyrah December 19, 2017
Get the dead-holemug. Any individual who consistently buzzkills your stories or ideas with his or her judgment, thereby neutering your curiosity and creative spirit.
Employee 1: I told my boss a new idea yesterday and all he gave me were ten reasons why it will never work.
Employee 2: He can be such a judge-hole!
Employee 3: Yeah, yesterday he judge-holed me in front of everyone.
Employee 2: He can be such a judge-hole!
Employee 3: Yeah, yesterday he judge-holed me in front of everyone.
by Link-adopolis October 13, 2011
Get the Judge-holemug. Mark asks Jenna, "Can I give it to you in your rumple hole?"
Jenna replies"No!! Get stepping and don't let the door hit you in your rumple hole on the way out!!"
Jenna replies"No!! Get stepping and don't let the door hit you in your rumple hole on the way out!!"
by Skarisel May 6, 2012
Get the Rumple Holemug. The hole that forms on the shoe of one that performs stunts related to the "kickflip" on a skateboard.
by Andrew Reynolds December 9, 2008
Get the Skate Holemug.