Green Enjoyer 

Green Enjoyer's are, as the name applies, people that enjoy the color green.

"Jacob is such a Green Enjoyer! Everything he has is green!"

Green Enjoyer by Draygon Fruit April 3, 2022

green tea 

Fucking nectar of the gods🙏🙏elixir of life man 🕺🙋 ♂️If yu ever need a substitute for hard drugs turn to green tea my sweet love 🖤 mmmmm my my my!!! Green tea how I love you!! green tea ur my fucking bitch 4 life I’ll never Firget you🐶

green tea is a man’s best friend…. forget the dogs, hoe

green tea by lemurluvr659 May 29, 2022

Green Valley Monster 

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster

“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster”

Green Valley Monster by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022

green sellotape 

The urge to throw a bike at a child

i have green sellotape

green sellotape by Frick Off June 17, 2022

Green Bean Dog 

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

Green Bean Dog by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

green crib 

when someone’s house is open for people to come over, or meaning the parents aren’t home so people are welcome to come over

“green crib @ 6”

green crib by user18383626 August 24, 2022

Green Machine 

Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.

Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?

Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"

Green Machine by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022