Gaed

When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.

OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.

P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."

by podadoes August 30, 2019

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.

Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!

by white4life69 December 2, 2017

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Gas

Something smoked to fuel brain and body and cure hiv and autism

I need gas to whip it

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013