Feed the Ducks

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.

Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!

by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011

daffy duck

when you put fart goo into a womans vagina, superglue feathers to your penis and fuck her, which will sound like a duck quacking

dude i totaly daffy ducked my girlfriend yesterday" "dude what the fuck

by lucastbeast July 7, 2010

Donald Ducking

Eating out and motorboating a girl in the voice of Donald Duck, it is the most impossible known way to make a girl cum, when a guy does this he is instantly called "Daddy" and is inducted into the pussy eating hall of fame.

"Hey man I ate out your mom last night?"
"YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
"Yeah, I was totally Donald Ducking that pussy."
"My nigga."

by CALLMEDADDY69 January 13, 2014

Duck Butter

The lotion fat people use between rolls to avoid rashes

That chick definately uses duck butter.

by joe_all January 13, 2009

lame duck

A term Ralph uses to describe those that are BMF's

Larry is a lame duck.

by LVSENSATION October 3, 2005

duck monkey

A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls

Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

fuck a duck

to have sex with farm animals, namely ducks

last night, we all paid five bucks to watch jim fuck-a-duck

by k8tie July 1, 2002