cunt for men

Poisoning someone's sandwich.
I hate john so much. He deserves such a cunt for men.
by Josh Williamsburg April 11, 2016
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cunt punt

To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
by BHyde2 May 22, 2006
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daft cunts

noth east england slang for stupid itot and general dickheads.
by Rob January 23, 2004
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bloody cunt

A term used to describe a woman or womanly man that says they are annoying, deceitful, or in general a pathetic waste of flesh
by beast of the nile October 10, 2004
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cunt eyes

or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.

the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.

even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.
"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."
by Cunt has double lids you moron October 04, 2012
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cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.
Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.
by boner_b_wild July 30, 2008
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cunt rag

1. Vaginal hygiene apparatus.

2. Similar to the term douche bag. Someone who sucks or is on the lines of being an asshole or loser.
1. Tampon, sweat rag, pad.

2. My teacher is a conservative cunt rag.
by Beni26 September 26, 2006
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