I'm picking the corn out your shit 

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

I'm picking the corn out your shit by J Down** June 6, 2010

Crack Corn 

The act of taking a dump. Using the restroom to take a shit.

I went to the bathroom to crack corn.

Crack Corn by King Corn Cracker May 26, 2009

candy corn 

A sexual act involving dp with a white guy a native american girl and a chinaman.

This candy corn is by a wide margin the least likely thing to ever have a phrase describing it.

candy corn by mundermensch December 24, 2004

Idaho Corn cob

To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.

Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.

Idaho Corn cob by Jowah March 7, 2009

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob 

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob by Robo January 3, 2005

Bermuda Corn Cowder 

What happens when unexpected flatulance goes bad

Pat came to work and discovered he had carried in some Bermuda Corn Cowder.
trouser chili

Bermuda Corn Cowder by Patty o' Funature June 8, 2009

booty corn 

you know that corn, that doesn't digest when you shit? yea that's booty corn

"you eat booty corn you dirty nigga"

booty corn by jdj033 March 17, 2017