ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

nutt cake

A cake in which the frosting is cum and only cum, and someone has to down the entire cake in one sitting.

"My friend John had to eat a nutt cake"

by BigOunceProffesionalStreetNi🅱 October 16, 2017

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

Cake topping

To be so over weight to no longer be muffin topping but not enough to be obese

She is so cake topping in those yoga pants

by Purple brackets June 25, 2017

cake food

In simple words 'cake'.
It is used along with an impersonation of a 3 year old asking for cake.

Wimmen: Hey! it's 19th nov! Happy men's day!
Men: YEY! Cake Food Pliss!

by SOT NATION April 20, 2018