Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.

I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.

by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025

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So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025

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The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025

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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025

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