An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009
Get the albert mug.Anglo African community of the South Coast of the Cape in South Africa.
Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.
Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.
Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.
Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.
by Ruks May 13, 2005
Get the Albany mug.When one is addicticed to the beautiful and talented actress know as Jessica Marie Alba. The person who is addicted has seen all her movies, TV shows and apperances on talk shows/ magazines yet still can't get her out of their head. This would not be deamed as an obsession but more described as beetlemania was.
A heathly* obsession with the actress Jessica Alba.
* a unheatlhy obsession would be defined as stalking and or wanting to be the person.
A heathly* obsession with the actress Jessica Alba.
* a unheatlhy obsession would be defined as stalking and or wanting to be the person.
by Mr.Tipton July 29, 2005
Get the Albaholic. mug.Albany New York is the chillest place in the world. Every store sells natty and theirs hundreds of lax fields. Theirs parties everyday all day and something cool is always happenig their.
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever
bro to hoe ratio
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever
bro to hoe ratio
by Lax Bro #69 July 17, 2011
Get the Albany mug.alby is another word for albino. it can also be used to describe someone who isnt albino, but just really pale.
by alby November 21, 2004
Get the alby mug.Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
by karcus June 20, 2007
Get the Albuquerque wristwatch mug.noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.
by WitnessOfTheMonkey February 19, 2009
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