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albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009
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Albany

Anglo African community of the South Coast of the Cape in South Africa.

Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.

Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.
The Albany Hotels chain based in the district.
by Ruks May 13, 2005
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Albaholic.

When one is addicticed to the beautiful and talented actress know as Jessica Marie Alba. The person who is addicted has seen all her movies, TV shows and apperances on talk shows/ magazines yet still can't get her out of their head. This would not be deamed as an obsession but more described as beetlemania was.

A heathly* obsession with the actress Jessica Alba.

* a unheatlhy obsession would be defined as stalking and or wanting to be the person.
Hi, My Name is Rob and I am an Albaholic.


Go see all of JMA movies.
by Mr.Tipton July 29, 2005
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Albany

Albany New York is the chillest place in the world. Every store sells natty and theirs hundreds of lax fields. Theirs parties everyday all day and something cool is always happenig their.
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever

bro to hoe ratio
Hey man I wana party where should we go?
Let's go to Albany it's the best
Yeah
by Lax Bro #69 July 17, 2011
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alby

alby is another word for albino. it can also be used to describe someone who isnt albino, but just really pale.
what up alby?! the whitest albino i know!!!
by alby November 21, 2004
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Albuquerque wristwatch

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
by karcus June 20, 2007
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Albinomonkey

noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.
Dude, i think I just saw a white Ninja...

That must of been the crazy ass Albinomonkey!
by WitnessOfTheMonkey February 19, 2009
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