Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form
Super hot jesussy
Super hot jesussy
by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022
Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus
by Dogn't November 14, 2018
The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.
by neckslapper November 28, 2017
jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.
i like jesus tea
by gina linetti is fuckin great May 28, 2020
by HARAMBE_IS_ALIVE September 18, 2016
Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
by Nerdrow November 09, 2010
literally just obi wan kenobi.
he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.
be like space jesus.
he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.
be like space jesus.
"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
by yeetus bazinga October 19, 2022