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Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008
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shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.
"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"
by McSquigan May 20, 2007
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Bdubs Shit

After attending Buffalo Wild Wings on a thursday night with 50 cent wings, when you get home 30 min later it hits you. The Smelliest Most disgusting shit you will ever take in your entire life. Poop spraying out of your asshole as if you are painting the toilet. The Infamous Bdubs Shit
Frank says "andy im gonna have to use your bathroom i cant make it home its the bdubs shit"
by Andy Weakland October 20, 2008
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Stupid Shit

/ˈst(y)o͞opid/ (sht)
Anything that can be described as incredibly pointless.
Yo dawg, you see jebediah stick that candle in his dick last night? Ya man, that was sum stupid shit.
by Coronabeer August 14, 2011
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shit or bust

There were 5 of 'em, and were gonna twat me, I knew it was shit or bust so I went raggo on the fuckers, and managed to get away.
by Goat McPonce February 11, 2008
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Shit Up

When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.
(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"
by NaniKoreWa June 17, 2018
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ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.
Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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