look of there... its the #1 glizzy gobbler
by truthhh tellerrr August 8, 2022
Get the #1 glizzy gobbler mug.When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
by kennyj48 October 24, 2013
Get the 1, 2 switcheroo mug.An extreme evolution of the phrase: "qwertyuiop". A phrase usually typed when bored.
This phrase is typed by pressing every key (other than function keys or special keys) in a pattern
In the pattern, you do the outside numbers and letters first, and then move onto the middle letters.
This phrase is typed by pressing every key (other than function keys or special keys) in a pattern
In the pattern, you do the outside numbers and letters first, and then move onto the middle letters.
Person 1: Hey guess what! I typed "1\2z3x4c5v6b7n8m9,0.-/=qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'#" into urban dictionary and there were no results!
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
by HeheHahaHeheheheahahahaha April 26, 2022
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1-Line Wednesday
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
by iPwn™ November 16, 2016
Get the 1-Line Wednesday mug.Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
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Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
Get the 1-second-funny mug.Altin Zenulahi had always suspected that something was off about the world he lived in. He had always felt that there was more to life than just the mundane routine that everyone else seemed to accept so easily. So, he began to investigate and dig deeper, until he stumbled upon the shocking truth: his reality was a mere simulation, a construct of a vast and powerful machine called the Matrix.
Determined to break free from this false world and discover the real truth, Altin decided to use his strength and ingenuity to escape the Matrix. He knew that he would need a weapon to defend himself against the agents of the Matrix, who were tasked with keeping the prisoners trapped inside. So, he crafted a hammer and a nail, using his knowledge of engineering and metallurgy.
But just having a weapon wasn't enough. Altin also had to learn how to fight like a sumo wrestler, using his weight and momentum to push back against his opponents. He trained tirelessly, day and night, perfecting his technique until he became a formidable force to be reckoned with.
Determined to break free from this false world and discover the real truth, Altin decided to use his strength and ingenuity to escape the Matrix. He knew that he would need a weapon to defend himself against the agents of the Matrix, who were tasked with keeping the prisoners trapped inside. So, he crafted a hammer and a nail, using his knowledge of engineering and metallurgy.
But just having a weapon wasn't enough. Altin also had to learn how to fight like a sumo wrestler, using his weight and momentum to push back against his opponents. He trained tirelessly, day and night, perfecting his technique until he became a formidable force to be reckoned with.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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