Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

Hot Shit

When an item in your possession may have legal ramifications if you are caught with it.

“Bro I got pack from overseas, but it’s Hot shit so don’t get caught with it.”

by Rinne6paths July 22, 2021

Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.

What shit is that?

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid

Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man

by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

Shit kicker

A person who is a flop and kicks shit

Charbel is the biggest shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021