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The word school is a synonym for prison.
I finally finished my 12 year sentence in school.
by Blue_face September 24, 2019
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School

A child-government prison that just shoves shit down your throat, and either your teachers are shit, or they are fucking awesome. Then you have to interact with a bunch of douche-ass boys, and thot girls. And when teacher have to settle the class down, it because, secretly, kids just wanna go apeshit and trash the school.(Except for the cool teachers.)They then send you home with more shit, aka homework, and you have do do a shit-ton of work that doesn't even make sense, your're most likely just trying to pass the class, and while you could be pursuing an interest that'll have an affect on your life, you just have do deal with dog-piss food, and the next person to mention you need college or you'll be working at Walmart, McDonalds, Or some other shit can go to hell for all I care.
Jack: Hey whats that prison looking building over there?
Nancy: Oh, thats my school.
Jack: Damn, that looks horrific.
by Jackalope555 May 4, 2020
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Public School

Contrary to popular opinion, a public school in the UK is NOT a government funded state school, but rather an elite, fee-paying independent school - more commonly known as simply a "private school". Originally they were called "public" as they were open to anyone no matter their location, profession or denomination, they have evolved into schools generally reserved for the middle-and-upper classes, although due to most of them being registered charities (for tax benefits), they are required to admit a small number of less well-off students on bursaries and scholarships. Fees as of early 2025, including the newly introduced VAT, generally range from ยฃ8K to ยฃ14K per term for day students.

Although public schools are independent schools, not all independent schools are public schools. Public schools are usually larger, more historic, more expensive and all-round more prestigious.

Famous examples of public schools include:

Eton College
Dulwich College
Millfield School
Bedales School
Rugby School
Uppingham School

Oakham School
Fettes College
Latymer Upper School has been nominated for the "Best Public School" award by Tatler.
by thewhat2025 January 10, 2025
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Fox Meadow Middle School

Fox meadow middle school is a building full of fishy ass hoes and clown ass niggas. The sports teams are usually trash but occasionally win some games. If you go here, expect to get played, fought, and brought into drama.
Ex: Fox Meadow Middle schoolโ€™s team sucked.
by nonfishybitchhh October 17, 2019
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Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
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Warwick Valley Middle School

In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders ๐Ÿฅต
Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?
by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020
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