you dun fucked up

Yu fucked up

"I set my cereal on fire!"
"You dun fucked up!"

by Johnmotherfukincena March 10, 2017

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016

fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."

by TH Harry H October 5, 2009

sinister sally Fuck

This is when you dig up a little girls body and have dirty dirty sex with her neck.

"Dude, we stopped down to the graveyard last night and got our sinister sally fuck on".

by Big feces May 16, 2008

Satanic Pixie Fuck

A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal

"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."

by goo ma ja squee squee September 22, 2011