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your mom

Person 1: Wyd?
Person 2: Your mom
by yomama.666 February 12, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.
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i am mentally unstable
sally: i just had a stroke, ohnn90o oo8fekuhggno Ii7 Y&8y&87G8&Y(( h k j K j &i ftu

jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr
by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023
mugGet the when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgtmug.

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
mugGet the jingle on your facemug.

Sit in your wrongness

When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.
Gabe Ensell-*wrong*
Hayden-be quiet and sit in your wrongness and be wrong
gabe-*death*
by tttttg December 2, 2020
mugGet the Sit in your wrongnessmug.

Poppin your rocker

Garetth: yo buddy

George: yo pal what’s Poppin your rocker
Garetth: nothing much
by Zachary Spera December 8, 2018
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National Kiss Your Significant Other Day

A special day marked on the calendar as june 1st-10th. This day should be celebrated year round but is marked as a few specific days.
National Kiss Your Significant Other Day is defined by the love that couples share for each other and how summer can relieve stress and finally allow for some personal time with your boo thing.
P1: Did you know it’s Nation Kiss Your Significant Other Day.
P2: Omg I didn’t know that I need to go and kiss him right now.
Go kiss them, we all know it’s summer so you have time.
by helios0519 May 25, 2023
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Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.
Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."
by halbalbador November 22, 2024
mugGet the Thank you for your timemug.

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