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National Fuck A Caitlin Day

On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.
Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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gayest fucking school in the world

Fordham Preparatory School, in the Bronx, NY.
At first observation it is easy to tell that this is a school for phaggets
Fordham Prep phagget 1: I didn't get into Iona, so now i go to the gayest fucking school in the world.
Fordham Prep phagget 2: man that sucks
Iona Prep phagget: lol geii phagget
by Liam White-Krawiec May 14, 2015
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duche fucking fag bag

It's actually 2 expressions combined, duche bag (- historically known as an instrument of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirty piece of female genitalia) and fag(Short form for faggot aka homo).

This expression is used when a duche male is sleeping with a lot of other men. He's like a male - gigolo, for men!
He's gay, a total duche fucking fag bag!
by Fiat Cobrone June 25, 2009
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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
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you dun fucked up

"I set my cereal on fire!"
"You dun fucked up!"
by Johnmotherfukincena March 10, 2017
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Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick
Beau is a fucking obese dick
by PurpleStarr November 6, 2017
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fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit
Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados
by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016
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