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You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.
(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.
by anonymous December 5, 2022
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Fuck you

Fuck you Means that someone have done something mean or you said it because someone did something like
Guy 1: hey you have the car keys right???
Guy 2: Aww Shit I forgot them in the car
Guy 2: Fuck you Man!
by Cock And Dick January 11, 2022
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I Told You So

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.
Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!
by itys_2021 November 22, 2021
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Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.
Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.
by Raduck September 1, 2016
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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
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I love you

Today ~Me : I love you ❤️ my boyfriend : I love you too ❤️ me : it's national say I love you day ❤️
Say I love you to the person you love 💖
by Elee_theserpentvampire May 30, 2021
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