Get the Shit-tonmug. A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
Get the Shit-Jerkermug. The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
Get the Shitmug. Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
Get the Shitting like a mongoosemug. The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
Get the oh shit strapmug. 