Shit

Dookie

Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."

Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."

Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."

Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"

Iam "Because we don't have a choice."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

shit

when a male or female or non binary person deficates/Poos

Ben Shitted on the floor.

by NotSayingtodayeverinayear September 19, 2023

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.

1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.

by Slagbonce October 29, 2012

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “

Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!

by Night-crew December 15, 2021