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School

Let’s be honest here, if you looked this up, you probably hate school
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Six
Cruel
Hours

Of

Our

Lives
school is like prison with no cells
by makaylar February 22, 2019
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We got school in the morning
Noooo I don’t want to go to that prison”
by KingSamwich06 December 17, 2019
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A building that looks like (and is) a prison. It's the thing that wasted our childhood. It's also the thing that causes bullying, depression and suicides. It's filled with people who we call teachers - people who force you to learn the randomest shit that won't even help you in life. They give you homework - something that wastes your only free time. School is also filled with other kids that only care about drugs (unless they grew up in a good family). If you keep getting bad grades and fail because you don't understand the shit teachers say, then too bad. If you ask a teacher to help you understand the material, they won't give a fuck. To sum it all up, school is bad for your mental health. If you need to learn something, there's this thing called Google.
Ben: Man, I hate school.
Joe: I know.. It's so useless!
Ben: Yeah, like, if i need to learn something, then i can just Google it.
Joe: And THIS is what our childhood is ruined with.
by bloxiank November 17, 2019
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School is what i call, waste of your fucking time, waste of money, and waste of your remaining life
It is a legal conventration camp with a built in cafeteria.
Basically Auschwitz.
Call it whatever you want, Hell, Nazi Germany, prisons, concentration camps, being black in the Confederacy.
Person 1:School is bullshit.
Person 2:Yes. It is bullshit.
by R983 October 11, 2022
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Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
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Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.
Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.
by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022
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