Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
by azelyn cooter head April 12, 2023
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shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
by Metyl July 22, 2021
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 24, 2025
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 24, 2025
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Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.
After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.
by Sean Vann October 19, 2021
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double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn
by cloudyysaturnn October 20, 2021
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