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Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework
OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!
by mz5793 January 21, 2021
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diddy shit

Relating to diddy and/or his allegations
Are you on that diddy shit?
by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024
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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
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shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock
bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.
by stretchgod October 21, 2025
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holy shit

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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Shit-talk

To gossip about, to talk trash about.
Me and my friends like to shit-talk teachers
by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023
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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
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