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Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019
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Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead
did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door
by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020
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Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
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Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.
Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.
I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.
by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017
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Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus
by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019
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shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.
Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”
by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025
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