A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Kindle Shitmug. The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.
by TTheBro December 1, 2023
Get the Shit in the grassmug. Shit post is a group line in Thailand shit post is a private group line that’s using for posting a YouTube video to watching with out advertisements. Thank you for reading
by S_P_G February 25, 2021
Get the Shit postmug. This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.
"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"
by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016
Get the shit boggermug. 
by Lilniggafert May 28, 2021
Get the Piece of Shit Ass Niggamug. When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
by TallTin September 18, 2017
Get the Reverse Shit-covered Nutsackmug.