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What the shit?!

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.
Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022
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nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives a shit (anything) about my test.
by Alhind69 March 26, 2021
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shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.
Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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piece of shit

someone who cheats on their boyfriend & doesn’t care about other peoples feelings
by sppaammeg November 10, 2020
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Dog shit

Absolute fucking piece of shit that makes you puke your intensities out.
Doug: Did you watch the new Death Note movie on Netflix?
Sam: Man that was absolute dog shit!
by Et-tu? May 9, 2021
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Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.
Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!
by Ofashea June 13, 2025
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shit

by )_/(_ February 26, 2023
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