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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
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Thank you

Something that I would say to Urban Dictionary for making the likes and dislikes work again.
by REDBOSS2008 November 19, 2025
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All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
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You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?
I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine
by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020
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